DUDE. I love this event at Thorpe Park- Speically since they turn up the speed of the rides. It was Amber, Mary Clare and I and i drove us there we got in a peeded.^^ Arrived at 10 or so.
Then X-no way out was our first mish. 15 mins
Then we walked around and got a locker for later on.
Slammer ride.- 10 mins
Nemesis Inferno- 45 mins
Rumba Rapids.-10 mins
Then Pizza Hut.
Vortex.-20 mins
followed by Collesus.- 1 hour.
Then we headed over for Stealth. 1 Hour.
Then when we headed over we saw Seven- the maze based on the 7 deadly sins was open. Now my brother (who is 23) told me his friend texted him saying that this maze was "shit your pants scary"- christ, four 17 year old girls.
We waited for about 30 mins then got to the front- making a team of eight with a mum, dad and their two small children.
As we walked in Mary burst into tears and refused to go in, breaking the line. But amber and i grabbed her and i stood at the back of the line, my hands about mary to tel her it was fine. The maze was warned to be "dark inside, graphic scenes, uneven floors, strobe lights in places and oddly textured walls. There are live actors inside but you cannot touch them, but they will touch you. If you need to get out in an emergency there are fire exits. if you leave because your scared you /will/ be forced back in."- Shit.
Now we got in and the first thing that happened was i heard heavy breathing to my right- which made me giggle commenting "he needs a throat sweet." the small children screamed and ran out the first fire exit, before ANYTHING had really happened with their mum. Luckily their dad stayed and led the way. Clare weasled her way out of being at the front! Now what turned out to be the heavy breathed actually /scamppered/ beside us and stuck a HIGHLY amusing pose in the door frame, his hair over his face and leg on show which made us comment "dude you really need a hair cut."
He started going. "Come....come now. Come" in the FUNNIEST voice, which had use kinda giggling. Then he followed us down the first hall saying "go! Go!" so i turned around and said "we're trying! but we have to walk damn slow!" and he left^^. So the line went The dad, clare, amber, mary and me. Fun at the back o.O
The first room was Sloth. It was amber lit with an old tv set playing Texas Chainsaw the original. and on the left when you enetered was a dude laying in a white vest top, tighy whiteys and bathrobe. I pointed and screamed "Guys i can see his Pe-" and stopped contining "i can get you a pair of jeans mate."
As we left, i turned around and saw him crawling off the sofa towards us, clawing at peoples ankles. Amber yelled "I'm suing for sexual harrasment buddy!" I didn't feel anything from heavy boots.
Another black corridor. Next room was lust. It was a white bed with blood stains on it and a woman in a night gown and white hair who brushed her hands on us and followed close behind me as we left- caressing my shoulder that made me say "Wow- i think she's coming onto me. yeah! she's caressing me again."
Down a corridor that we randomly said "My only option is to blaim Grif- Stupid, stupid grif."
Next room was Vanity. It was a black room with photos of before and after plastic surgery photos and when we came in a nutty woman launches her bloody shopping trolley at us!, stopping it just before it made contact.
Amber said "hey! that's rude" to which i conquered "you could have hit us!"
We walked past her and she held up her scalpel, operating knife. OUr line stopped and i was right by her and looked her very close in the face- leaning in and said "yeah, you need plastic surgery. i can offer you the number of a good rhinoplasty."
We moved again and went down a hall which people saying something about "millionarie." Calre said "whose a millionare?!" To which i replied "Am I a millionaire?!"
Then someone was banging on the walls beside us and in our line it went a little convo.
Clare: Whose there?
Amber: Come in!
Jenny; i think someones at the back door, by jove.
We went into the jealously room which we did a COMPLETE circle in because we tried like EVERY door and none would open and i screamed "It's the girl from the ring!" she actually looked like her. She caressed our hair amber commenting "she's just jealous." And pulled down my hood me saying "oh yes, um hello." She then stroked marys, knowing this would freak mary i threarted to bite the girls arm, and then commented on her wonderful fashion sense and how i had the same jumper. We FINALLY got through when someone whispered "go right" in a strained voice. oh gosh ahaha!
The it was Gluttony. On the wall was written "FEED ME" with meat hanging on hooks and a huge, fat, dead guy model sitting at the table, choked on food. And they splattered water on you to make you think it was blood from the hanging meat.
Now the final room was anger and firts of all the dude popped up with a flash light and screamed at us at the doorway. to which i commented (kinda inside joke) "oh my god he has ultra violet powers" amber replied "it's skye!" and clare joined in "where's his tooth brush?"
Now this room was quite scary since it was very confinded and on each side were metal cages (cage the rage and all) and the dudes inside would just APPEAR and rattle the bars, and run the touch down the bars. We ALSO got lost in this room^^
And then daylight, we thanked the dad for staying with us and he said "he was off to find his family."
We actually pissed ourselves with laughter- and it was hysterical laughter, cause it was just so funny. My brain was so unconvinced and i just saw actors, not mad people. Horribly funny.
Next we got out money and headed into cafe nero to have some snacks and drinks and then went and lined up for the Asylum. Now this was we knew was gonna be shit your pants scary- it was my third time in there. We finally got it though i was almost sick in the queue from my sickening coffee. Clare was at the front, Amber, Mary, Me and then we had three other girls put behind us. Well done Thorpe Park- a line of girls.
We entered and it was a hospital kinda hallway- totally plain. kinda weak. Then we go tit inside. Look wise it was same as last year- mesh fencing you could see through, loud sounds of screams and sirens, strobe lighting and lots of mirrors. But this year it SUCKED.
The strobe lighting was going so fast it just hurt and blinded, although i kinda saw okay and intrusting clare from the middle. When i lookeded closely at the actors they were wearing like NO make up and their pj's. No straight jackets, no people chained up, no chain flinging people, no meatbags to push through, no surgeons, and no CHAINSAW! i mean COMEON! The actors, unlike the last two years, said nothing which took away the fright.
I mean guh. The only thing that we did to make us laugh was i screamed "I WANT YOUR BODY" at one of the actors and he stared at me all the way round i wa slike "what, i do."
And no one chased you out- GAY! bit of a let down.
We went on Samauri and then got hotdogs. We wanted to go into Hellgate, cuase the others hadn't been out in but we wanted to get our before the rush at 10 so left early. Very fun day though^^ tehe.
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